| Report for Doctor Barnabus | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Summary | Shows promise |
A measurement of radioactivity emanating from a child's massive forehead. Named after a child with a big bottom lip, whose forehead was so massive that it would emit literally shitloads of boolams, requiring us to take the precautionary measure of slapping him across the face with a ruler.