| Report for Tom Wardley | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 4 |
| Pending stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 6 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 6 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
Known as the hardest teacher in our school and not to be fucked with. Several years ago hung himself after being shopped to the police after putting his fingers up a couple of kids brown holes after they complained of headaches (he was first aid man). What was wrong with these fools? My mum never used to stick her finger up me harris when I was a yout.
Still the man was a wrong un and ginger.
Still the man was a wrong un and ginger.
Mingepiece - M.I.N.G.E.P.I.E.C.E.
This is a spelling contest right?
This is a spelling contest right?
When added to the end of a sentence, this magic word will instantly transform the speaker into a Rastafarian.
Use to great effect at registration.
"Smith?"
"Here, mon!"
Use to great effect at registration.
"Smith?"
"Here, mon!"
"New Trebor Mints are a minty bit strongerrrr....Stick 'em up your arse and they'll last a bit longerrrr"
Some come here to sit and think, but I come here to shit and stink.
John Betjeman, 1947 - Lavaratory wall at St Thomas of Canterbury Middle School.
John Betjeman, 1947 - Lavaratory wall at St Thomas of Canterbury Middle School.