| Report for Mr Disco | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories | 2 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
Alternative version.
Lezbie friends
Homo we won't
Oh gay then
Lezbie friends
Homo we won't
Oh gay then
On the subject of convincing the gullible of untrue things, a mate of mine once convinced another kid that his uncle was the hand inside Edd The Duck. Also, that the reason he had slightly slanty eyes was because he was born while his parents were on a walking tour of China. However, I can't really gloat because I was once convinced by my sister that she was the girl on the BBC test card playing noughts and crosses. And I believed for a whole term that Howard Maxwell's middle name was Oermantrudie. It was actually Oakley.
Put a funnel on the end of a rubber tube, attach it to the gas tap and hold it above your head. Dead ringer for the Statue of Liberty.
You know how you always think of the clever thing you should have said well after you should have said it? Well in this case, it's about twenty years after.
Teacher: Why did you do that?
Me: Because Chris told me to.
Teacher: What? And if Chris told you to jump off a bridge would you do that as well?
Now, aged 7 I just kind of looked at the floor feeling stupid and outwitted. I now realise that what I should have said was:
Me: Right, so by the logic that one should diobey all instructions that one does not agree with, you are presumably undermining your own position of authority and giving me license to behave as I want. I'm going to ignore every order you give me now.
Teacher: Why did you do that?
Me: Because Chris told me to.
Teacher: What? And if Chris told you to jump off a bridge would you do that as well?
Now, aged 7 I just kind of looked at the floor feeling stupid and outwitted. I now realise that what I should have said was:
Me: Right, so by the logic that one should diobey all instructions that one does not agree with, you are presumably undermining your own position of authority and giving me license to behave as I want. I'm going to ignore every order you give me now.