- Make a loose fist, with the thumb and forefinger hoop at the top.
- Ask a friend to put their finger into the hoop.
- Ask if they would be so kind as to wiggle their finger around for a moment.
- Inform them that they have just cleaned your toilet. With their finger.
toilet, you just cleaned my
written by M*ke W*st*ro*k, approved by Susan
The comeback to this is, of course, "So you shit in your hand, then?"
written by an*nym*us u*e*, approved by Ponky