wooden tit
An appropriate name for teachers who have had a mastectomy. Children just learning about pirates will assume that any lost limbs are instantly replaced with a wooden facsimile. The usefulness or feasibility of a wooden tit should never be called into question.
written by N*il St*war*, approved by Log
Also from the song "Wouldn't it, wouldn't it, wouldn't it be funny, If a lady had a wooden tit, Wouldn't it be funny?"
written by P*il Gl*nsv*le, approved by Log