Where a Trevor buys his best clothes, as in
Let's all go to Tesco's,
Where Trevor buys his best clothes,
They are so nif-ty,
for one pound fif-ty.
tesco
written by L*-Fi Da*, D*n W*ke*y, approved by Log
End with a flourish...
but *insert name of poverty-stricken pupil* cannot grumble,
he gets his from the jumble la la la la, la la la la.
(n.b 'la' should be intoned with as big a tongue as possible, think Fat Sam singing at the very end of Bugsy Malone)
but *insert name of poverty-stricken pupil* cannot grumble,
he gets his from the jumble la la la la, la la la la.
(n.b 'la' should be intoned with as big a tongue as possible, think Fat Sam singing at the very end of Bugsy Malone)
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log
For a further verse:
Down at Happy Shopper,
they're on special offer,
but beware,
Trevor is there
Down at Happy Shopper,
they're on special offer,
but beware,
Trevor is there
written by Wi*te* M*te, approved by Log