"Say Red..." says someone.
"Red", you say innocently.
"You wet your bed!" they say to hoots of laughter.
"Say Blue..." they continue.
"Blue." you say, slightly suspicious this time...
"You done a poo!!!!!!"
GRRR! BUT YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME.
Say Red
written by Z*ra*d S*h*l*er, approved by Mansh