biff
Another hilarious disability insult - this time for the lucky sufferers of spina bifida. Also biffa.
written by Vi* Fl*n*e, approved by Log
Also known as "bifter", but not to be confused with "biffa", which is a fat and unattractive woman.
written by Iv*n Va*i*lev*c*, approved by Log
Also, try Spina Smiffida for anyone with the surname Smith. And they're ten a fucking penny, so it's not like one of those if you know someone called Sigourney Weaver, why not call her Big Horny Beaver? entries.
written by an*nym*us u*e*, approved by Log
The stem biff can also be extended to form such classics as paedobiff.
written by Ja*k Li*dl*, approved by Log
Watching the Biffa truck come to collect the Biffa bins fron outside school on Monday morning was always a great source of fun.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Susan
The subject of spina bifida is, of course, best approached through the singing of the popular song "Spina man":
Spina Man, Spina Man,
Does Whatever a Spina can...
Whatever Spinas can do, for the purposes of this song, is gurgle, flail, and roll around. So you should do that.
Spina Man, Spina Man,
Does Whatever a Spina can...
Whatever Spinas can do, for the purposes of this song, is gurgle, flail, and roll around. So you should do that.
written by Na*han*e* Ta*ley, approved by Log
For my cousins, from Bristol, it was Spiny Biff - still among the most fantastic insults I have come across.
My mother told me not to learn any "toilet talk" from them when we went to stay.
My mother told me not to learn any "toilet talk" from them when we went to stay.
written by g*ry si*pso*, approved by Phil
We thought that 'spina biffida' specifically referred to spinal disabilities; so we often amended it when a child was hurt, to describe a localised injury, e.g a painful arse would be described as 'arsa biffida'.
written by C*t Ta*lor, approved by Mansh