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After being told by a prefect to produce an essay for walking up the 'down' stairs, I spent an entire day and night carefully writing two pages of A4 in mirror writing. I believe there is a copy pinned to the staffroom noticeboard to this day.

written by hu*o za*f*in, approved by Rosy

This is because you are a fucking wanker

Ladies and gentlemen... Oscar Wilde has left the building. - Ponky

written by an*nym*us u*e*, approved by Ponky

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