Shower-time practice of stretching the scrotum out with both hands until it is perpendicular to the body, causing the genitals to resemble the titular item. Accompanied by a cry of "Sausage on a plate!!"
Most commonly seen in lunchtime rugby practise. Does not go down so well in french lessons.
Sausage on a plate
written by an*nym*us u*e*, approved by Mansh
This can become 'mouse on a trampoline' by bouncing the 'sausage' gently on the 'plate'.
Only a mouse? I'd keep that one quiet if I were you. Oops. Too late. - Matt
Only a mouse? I'd keep that one quiet if I were you. Oops. Too late. - Matt
written by B*l* Hi*koc*, approved by Matt