i'm telling, you're smelling
Presumably, you're smelling because you've shat yourself at the prospect of me telling. It rhymed.
written by Ia* Ed*ar, approved by Log
Also try "I'm telling, you're dwelling in an indefinite state of fear"
written by Jo* B*yth, approved by Phil
Was extended to 'I'm telling, you're smelling, you went to Caroline's wedding', Caroline in this case being a smelly girl in my class. I think the insinuation was that you married her, but just being present at her wedding was sufficient an insult.
written by J*n Yo*n*, approved by Log
see also: black man's wedding