At the time of the Teenage Mutant "Hero" Turtles (Psst, the BBC - we all called them Ninja Turtles anyway, you dicks), a variant of tag where instead of being it, you were 'Sexy Splinter'.
[picture: sexysplinter.gif]
This is a photo of Splinter. Sexy Splinter. Phwoar. Splinter.
Sexy Splinter
![[picture: sexysplinter.gif]](https://web.archive.org/web/2004/http://www.disappointment.com/playground/sexysplinter.gif){kind=link}
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