Bill Phil Gill

Our maths teacher at A-level was a William Phillip Gill. The lack of forethought on the part of his parents was only rivalled by his own. If he'd been a primary school teacher, there'd have been a fair chance that nobody would have twigged that his name was, in fact, Bill Phil Gill.
He had his own theme tune. It rhymed 'Gill' with 'cunt', as I recall.
(I knew someone called Wilfred Wilberforce Willwong at University. Triple Will. He came to England from Trinidad without a faith, studied every religion, and chose Catholicism. Curazy dheys. -Log)

Try Rolf Runceton Rumley for size. He was very proud of his name (and that in the future he would drive a ruby red rolls royce), had mould green hair and refuted the possibility that his parents could have had sex in order to conceive him.