Gravel Kill

The sadistic sport for the lazy. When the entire playground became devoted to the game british bulldog, my friends and I would position ourselves where all the other kids were running left and right in front of us- at which point we would throw our bags at their feet. The resulting melee would be judged on its own artistic merit (although drawing blood would almost guarantee a win). If someone did jump out the way or avoid a fall they would normally be chased and pushed over anyway.