candy necklaces

Decorative pastel coloured hoops strung onto elasticated string.
  • Gasp one of the sweets between your teeth.
  • Hook thumbs under the elastic and pull forward making it taut.
  • Bite.<lo>Half for you - yum yum - and the other half goes flying at respectable speed into your target's head.
For extra targetting, go boss-eyed and use your nose as a crosshair.

written by p*inc*s* se*ap*ina f*nt*sti* th* fi*st, approved by Log

see also: Flying Saucers, blindness from

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