The only legitimate nickname for the class albino.
Apart from Superhonky of course. And the slightly less popular Senor Blinky.
Milky Bar Kid
written by excluded pupil, approved by Susan
What about Casper? Great White? Cue-ball? Mary Whitehouse? Mr White White McWhitey White, the Whitest White with WEIRD EYES?
written by Mo*s* H*rd*n, approved by Phil