Soggy Biscuit
A group of boys stand in a circle around a biscuit, wanking. The last one to spunk on it has to eat it. An urban myth?
written by Sl*b G*ost, approved by Log
Let me run with this one, Sl*b G*ost. A while ago I was curious about whether this was an urban myth, myself. It had all the hallmarks; I'd never met anyone who'd played it, but everyone seemed to know someone who had. So I asked 1866 men how close they had got to this near-legendary game. Here are the results.
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Poll graphic taken from OUTintheUKwritten by Jo* B*yth, approved by Phil
You really do have too much time on your hands, Log, my dear man.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Phil
that's not time, *penski. Time isn't that sticky.
written by S*s*n To*acc*, approved by Susan
Out of interest, what the fuck does "E: Other" apply to? Am I to believe that 10.2% of the people you asked have perhaps refereed a game or coached a player? Is "training for soggy biscuit" an optional part of the Sports Psychology A Level?
written by d*n u*r*g*t, approved by Phil
Maybe they provided the biscuit.
written by an*nym*us u*e*, approved by Log