german terrorists
Whilst innocently measuring the circumference of the playground with a pedometer, a friend and I were approached by an elderly couple who announced that they were German Terrorists in need of directions to the centre of the village. Despite a lack of formal anti-terrorist training we managed to direct the couple to a fenced-in path running alongside the playground, where we pelted them with stones, causing them to run until the man hurt his leg.
written by j*h* c*nni*g*, approved by Phil
Are you sure they weren't actually 'tourists' which sounded like 'terrorists' because of their accents? Second thoughts; they were German, and probably shagged each other's poo or something, and probably deserved it.
Oh yes! 'Tourists' would sound a bit like 'terrorists' with a German accent, wouldn't it, No*s*d*e M*n! I suspect that could well have been the source of the confusion! Thanks for pointing that out!
Tune in next week when No*s*d*e M*n explains that "what do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo - a woolly jumper" is funny because sheep have wool and kangaroos can jump.
For fuck's sake. - Phil
Oh yes! 'Tourists' would sound a bit like 'terrorists' with a German accent, wouldn't it, No*s*d*e M*n! I suspect that could well have been the source of the confusion! Thanks for pointing that out!
Tune in next week when No*s*d*e M*n explains that "what do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo - a woolly jumper" is funny because sheep have wool and kangaroos can jump.
For fuck's sake. - Phil
written by No*s*d*e M*n, approved by Mansh
see also: trundle wheel