The application of a ?nipple-gripple? and dead arm on the first day of the month to the chant of "Pinch-Punch, First of the Month!".
There was also the quasi-sophisticated retort "A punch and a kick for being so quick." This implied that the pinch-puncher didn?t even know the appropriate time for such tomfoolery, and had gone blustering in like an overexcited toddler.
Pinch-Punch, First of the Month
written by J*n*y Bo*, approved by Susan
Also consider 'A poke in the eye for being so sly'. Best to use your thumb for accuracy.
written by R*che* G*e*, approved by Log