adidas

Adidas bags can be doctored so that the logo is an acrostic for;
all day I dream about sex
after dinner I do a shit
a dirty indian did a shit
arse dicking is dangerous after supper
For double deedas, try;
a dirty indian did a shit and did it down a sewer

written by N*ck Be*l, excluded pupil, Be*s*u*, J*n* W*lki*son, Jo* B*yth, approved by Log


after dinner I did a shit,
(then backwards)
soon after desert I did another

written by an*nym*us u*e*, approved by Log


A dick is dirty after sex

written by B*a*e *, approved by Log


all day I deserve a sexual (rubbing) - this version addresses the underused (R) registered trademark symbol.

written by an*nym*us u*e*, approved by Log


a durex is disposable after sex

written by Sa* *, approved by Phil


A Dildo Inserted Deeply Adds Stimulation. I was very proud of that one.

written by an*nym*us u*e*, approved by Log


Using tippex and black pen:

Adidas= bad ass

Coooooool city, until you say it out loud and it becomes "bad arse." Not quite as sexy.

written by g*if* *, approved by Susan


Then you can do it backwards, and in your dad's apartment...
sex all day in dad's apartment

written by an*nym*us u*e*, approved by Log


after diarrhoea I detest anal sex... whether as giver or receiver is left to the imagination.

written by an*nym*us u*e*, approved by Phil


it's the acronym that keeps on giving:

all day I drink animal spunk

written by an*nym*us u*e*, approved by Phil

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