Wedgie

The practice of forcing the gusset of one's (or another's) underwear between the buttocks to create a visible cleft. Particularly amusing if inadvertantly caused by high waisted trousers. Walking with a wedgie is "Chewing cheese".
Variations include Skidders McKenzie, based on the gold watches (q.v.) you would gain from a severe wedgie

written by D*n*el W*rd, approved by Log


Also known as a Melvin. (See: Bill and Ted etc etc)

written by Da*e L*ir*, approved by Susan


Actually, a melvin was in the front, and a wedgie was in the back. A particularly feared prospect was the Atomic Melvin, in which one's stretchy boxer-briefs were pulled so far up that the elastic band could be placed over one's head.

written by Ni*o*as K*st*ris, approved by Susan

see also: gold watches

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