| Report for Dave Tree | |
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| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
In Biology A level we were learning about mitosis - cell division - which has 5 stages called interphase, prophase, metaphase, anaphase and telophase. There was a rather unfavoured girl in the class called Michelle who was not exactly attractive, nor did she have a high level of personal cleanliness. I devised a mnemonic to remember the phases of mitosis. It have never forgotten it. I Porked Michelles Anal Tract. Nice.
We had a supply teacher who was a druid. Two weeks of constant abuse, and the poor gimp left. Heh. Mind you, that's not a nasty as the German teacher who left shortly after we discovered her miscarriage.