| Report for Phil Deathslitte2 | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories | 1 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
Between the ages 11 and 13, I laboured under the delusion that cum was purple, and had the consistency of frogspawn. It was started by a child who claimed to have seen his brother’s spunk.
Being eager to impress, the next day I told my friends that I myself had come. Moreover, I claimed to have produced a pint of plum coloured spooge. I was hailed as a hero, until puberty let everyone know that I was either a liar or a freak...
It was at this point that I should have pointed out that the lie came originally from a boy who watched his brother wank.
Being eager to impress, the next day I told my friends that I myself had come. Moreover, I claimed to have produced a pint of plum coloured spooge. I was hailed as a hero, until puberty let everyone know that I was either a liar or a freak...
It was at this point that I should have pointed out that the lie came originally from a boy who watched his brother wank.
Between the ages 11 and 13, I laboured under the delusion that cum was in fact purple and had the consistency of frogspawn.
It started when a friend excitedly told a group of us that he had seen his brother’s spunk and that it was purple. We were so in awe we didn’t even think to question him looking at his brother’s spunk.
The next day I claimed to have produced a pint of plum coloured spooge. I was much celebrated and hailed as a virile god-among-boys. That is, until everyone’+s balls dropped, at which point I was chastised as a freak with purple spunk.
It started when a friend excitedly told a group of us that he had seen his brother’s spunk and that it was purple. We were so in awe we didn’t even think to question him looking at his brother’s spunk.
The next day I claimed to have produced a pint of plum coloured spooge. I was much celebrated and hailed as a virile god-among-boys. That is, until everyone’+s balls dropped, at which point I was chastised as a freak with purple spunk.