Report for Lum X
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

My version of this solved the columns problem, keeping it eyecatching in a different way
*FX 13,6
*KEY 10 O.|MRUN|M
10 MODE 2
20 COLOUR RND(7)+1
30 PRINT "FUCK OFF ";
40 GOTO 20

And other variations thereof. Including bringing in a copy of Superior Software's Speech program and adding 35 IF RND(10) = 1 THEN *SAY FUCK OFF

No-wonder I was always beaten up for being a geek.