Report for Jeff Standen
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

At our school (after I left, fortunately for me), this was apparently done with paperclips, and it was so widespread that letters were sent to all parents to warn of the menace.

Method of choosing the 'it' for games such as 'British Bulldog' and '49 save all'. Someone (usually a bossy girl) would start pointing at people on each syllable of 'ip dip dog shit, you are not it'. The chosen one, relieved, would leave the circle. With only eight syllables, it shouldn't have been too hard to fix, but to my knowledge no-one was that clever at that age.