Report for Stephen Noonan
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SummaryMean Boy

The act of farting directly into (usually ones own) cupped hand for direct delivery of concentrated smell to (usually another party's) face. See also "farting/curved air".
Known in Japan as "Nigiri-peh".
The real mystery was that buttercupped farts actually smelt completely different from the ones allowed to diffuse naturally. They smelt like the ones you do when you're really ill. And your hand smelt like it shouldn't afterwards.

Large cocks drawn on the seats of chairs so that it looked like you had your flaccid member nestling on the seat between your legs. Tipp-Ex was ideal for adding two or three drops of flying jism.

Not to be confused with a more sinister nob, drawn further back on the seat. If you sat on it this meant that you thought it was a real nob, and you had leapt onto it in the hope that you would get bummed by classroom furniture.