| Report for Lorcan Macguire | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
The unwelcome erection in the changing rooms. Said in a high-pitched squeal with emphasis on the "lob". An erection was treated with the same level of confusion, fear, and disgust as if a lobster had, indeed, walked into the changing rooms with a towel wrapped around its waist, and started whistling.