Report for Matt Fell
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

Harry the New Boy was so incensed at being greeted by the grafitti "Harry Cleans Desks" every time he sat down that he took it upon himself to remove the scrawl off all the surfaces on which it appeared, thus corroborating the allegation.

Perhaps you had to be there.

If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help jack off a horse?