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| Summary | Shows promise |
Amazing - I never thught I'd find an entry on 'ShiteHawk' as this was our favourite swear word at school and we were very proud of the fact we made it up - with the cast-iron certainly that only 13 year boys can display. And in another bad cop-show link, we would play "T.J Fucker" with the bad guy being chased by a portly guy called Plod a la William Shatner(real name Martin) who would scream 'Come back here you fucking Shitehawk'. How we laughed.
The well known practice of looking up rude words in the School Library's Big Dic-tionary also works in the Bible. A quick summary of my findings...
- Song of Songs 5:2-4 contains passages about honey soaked, er, passages.
- Philippians 3:8 has Saint Paul using a bad word. Um.
- 1 Samuel 25:22 has King David using the phrase "he that pisseth against a wall".
- Isaiah 66:11 has a little breast play.
- Proverbs 5:19 has some sound marital advice - plus nudity, rape, besitality and bum sex galore!
A rich playground for the horny teen looking to spazz out during a dull RE lesson.